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“One useless man is a disgrace. Two are called a law firm. And three or more become a Congress.” — John Adams, in “1776”
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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This picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY
Look at this dog. this dog is so unbelievably happy with seven fucking carrots and a damn ball of meat. Why can’t I be as happy as this dog?
such a happy lil pooch
omg
absolute fave pic on tumblr.
omg this is so sweet ahah<3
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but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
this is traumatizing
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i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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